Want to get revenge on your cheating Ex? Get even with your boss? work colleague due some much-deserved payback time? Yes, I thought so. You are very welcome, fellow revenge-seeker!
This technique for getting even is what I call Revenge By Mail, and it's perfect for getting your own back on a work colleague or boss. It uses embarrassment as the vehicle for your revenge, so it helps if your "target" is the easily embarrassed type.
Get an ordinary empty cardbox box, tape it up and stick on an address label to your target's place of work. Now comes the creative bit: you need to get a nice big label printed on your computer with something embarrassing on it. Here are some I've just thought of:
Problem with noisy neighbors? Well guess what - sound travels in both directions. The ultimate revenge would be to get one of those ultra-low frequency machines from the military that pump out a pulse of sound that can't be heard but it makes the target feel sick. Failing that, any dreadful music with heavy bass will do, especially if you like it and your neighbor doesn't. If your neighbor is downstairs in the flat below you, just place your speakers face-down on your floor. They'll get the message soon enough.
Now we get hardcore. This is not for the faint of heart. This is for serious revenge only, and should be carefully considered before jumping in. OK - here we go.
Scissors. Such a versatile tool, don't you think? So many uses. Excellent for cutting paper, flowers (such as sending dead flowers!), and...... clothes! If you still have access to your ex boyfriend or husband's wardrobe, why not re-style their ties with a little snip here and there? Perhaps a shorter style would suit them? Snip! Done. Or, why not make one shirt sleeve shorter than the other? You see, the idea for a classy revenge here is to be a little bit subtle. Just one cut makes a shirt or suit useless, so be artistic with it!
Here's a variation on the idea if you don't want to actually ruin their expensive clothes, but you still want to cause maximum annoyance. New shoe laces are such a pain to thread. It takes me forever to put a new pair in and get the ends the same length. Snip. Snip. Snip. Just cut through your victim's laces. Stylish and understated revenge. It won't cost them much to buy new laces, but you've certainly cost them a lot of time!
A dozen dead or wilted flowers, sent to your ex, is the perfect, and free way to get revenge on your Ex. For maximum effect, add black ribbon and a black-edged gift card for the finishing touch. An alternative is to just send the dry, brittle, thorny stems instead. Revenge accomplished, I fancy.
There's a whole range of revenge ideas that can be put in the category of payback pranks and jokes. What is the difference between a prank and revenge? Revenge has a specific purpose - you want to get even with your boyfriend or boss or neighbor - someone specific, and for a specific reason, such as being an inconsiderate neighbor, a cheating boyfriend / girlfriend, or just being an irritating work colleague or boss! But you can use pranks - the sort of thing you get in joke shops and whatnot, as part of your revenge.
This one's very refined! The reveenge connaisseur will find this most appropriate indeed. Picture the scene - you're at a posh dinner party - and who turns up but the woman who made off with your boyfriend or husband! Well, apart from being bad planning by the host, there is fortunately a remedy for this unfortunate situation. Read on...
Find a good, full-bodied RED wine. It must be red! Now have a look in the kitchen for a tall, fluted wine glass, like a champagne glass. This shape will give you accurate directionality! Now fill it about one-third with the red wine. Approach the object of your revenge... Pick your moment... Do some gentle swirling motion to get the wine going, and this will help get you in the correct frame of mind. And....LAUNCH over her posh frock! Then - spin on your heel, hand your (now empty) wine glass to your ex, and calmly make your exit. Well done!